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Princess Azula
25 February 2009 @ 09:36 pm
[voice post]

It's enough.

It's more than enough, really. I'm finished playing nice princess.

I wish I could say I didn't regret this. I mean, I mostly don't. I'll certainly enjoy it. But I usually prefer subtlety. It's just too bad that hasn't worked here so far.

Oh, well.

I just thought you all should know that. If you want, you can enjoy the show. I am generous.

[A pause, and after a moment, a crackling noise starts up. When Azula speaks again, her voice is lower, less composed.]

Idiots. They'll learn not to push me too far. The love curses. The memories. There was no need to show me that.

[The crackling gets louder.]

Zuko got out. Simply walked away. That was his mistake. I'm not just turning my back on--

Don't tell me this thing is still recording. Oh no. You'll all hear and see enough soon.

[end voice post]

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[OOC: see here for details! Then come and stop Azula. Or get popcorn and watch. Your call!]
Princess Azula
07 February 2009 @ 04:47 pm
[voice post]

[Sounds of hissing, then...splashing? Something large and sharp scraping against rock.]


It's bad enough that I wake up in the ocean, bad enough that I've been transformed into the ugliest dragon I've ever seen--not that I've seen any in person, of course, we killed them off long before I was born--but I couldn't even access the Network.

What has happened to me?

I suppose I could threaten to eat whoever displeases me today, but somehow, I have a feeling that won't help.

[OOC: Ugly on the Outside curse. Azula has been transformed into pretty much the only evil dragon there is in Chinese mythology. Pictures of him are hard to come by, but picture a big black serpent with a horn on its head and filthy red hair.]
Princess Azula
05 February 2009 @ 09:44 pm
The day is almost over, and I still can't remember what I did yesterday.

Someone fill me in before I decide that burning down the gardens would make a much more interesting new memory.

[OOC: And Azula's refusal to do any of the deity decrees last month finally kicks in. Right after she spent a day harassing and intimidating virtuous young maidens. Anyone can feel free to have seen her doing such.]
Princess Azula
14 January 2009 @ 02:29 pm
For a while there, I thought the "deities" were onto something. The zombies? Messier than I'd prefer, and they smelled terrible, but they were entertaining. The power switch? It was fun watching some of you flail around.

But making people talk about their parents? What's the point of that? But in case you were wondering, my father is better than all of yours. As for my mother--

It doesn't really matter. Mothers are so overrated.

The next curse had better be a return to violence and terror. I'm getting bored here. And this sugar thing is ridiculous. No one here's been stupid enough to make an enemy of me. Yet.
Princess Azula
19 December 2008 @ 03:17 pm
As if it wasn't bad enough I have to figure out this pathetic City.

What is this Christmas thing?
Princess Azula
15 December 2008 @ 11:00 pm
[voice post]


--means it's "on," does it? And you say that way I can--


--see. Well, you've been moderately useful. Now get out of my way.

[A shove and a thump. At normal volume:]

The smell of rotting flesh is so much less pleasant than the smell of burnt flesh. The smell of burnt and rotting flesh...?

I am not in a good mood.

The first person to explain to me what this "City" is and who brought me here will be spared my wrath. After that? Sorry, but I can't make any promises.